"What a cool sound these guys have with such smooth and laid back vocals.  They carry a little bit of funk, a little bit of hip hop, a whole lot of fresh groove."

- AMANDA MARCAZO of THE JAMWICH

 

"Love it! It's like someone made a perfectly good stew, and then someone slipped in a spoon of hot sauce!"

- NECI of HFS 97.5

 

“Throughout time and also space, funk permeates our universe, from the groove to the jams; funk may sometimes be invisible, but undeniable. Fake Flowers Real Dirt are the real deal, no two ways about it. This group, and the inevitable changes that come with a large band, do a splendid job of carrying on the funk tradition.”

- MOLLY SHORES of SHUTTER 16 MAGAZINE

 

“Mashing funky breaks with jazz and soul, this new outfit out of Baltimore has succeeded in creating a sound where the old and the new can coexist quite peacefully.”

- KELLY QUINN of THE REAL MUSICIAN

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"With their new self titled EP release, Fake Flowers Real Dirt has put themselves on the map as one of Baltimore’s most promising up and coming bands to watch."

- SCOTT PADDOCK of MOBTOWN MUSIC GUIDE

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"It’s impossible to listen to any of these songs and not keep your head nodding side to side.”

- ANDREW MAFFETTONE (Founder/CEO) of BOOKED PROMOTIONS